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# Artylime before bedtime.


Licking limes can often be therapeutic and a good way to regrow hair on your eyebrows.

I should be off to bed. I have enjoyed this immensely. LIME YOU ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:25, archived)
# LIME YOU TOO
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:26, archived)
# cor
thats one lucky lime :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Limelicks to you at bedlime time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:27, archived)
# haha, 3.30am and I am all limed out.
oh..joy. work in five hours!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:28, archived)
# this board might actually be loads funnier than the other board I live on
oh gosh
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:29, archived)
# I licked an ant's arse once.
That tasted like lime.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:28, archived)
# i don't know if i find that hot or not but marry me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:29, archived)
# I DO

Although I do require an engagement ring with a lime shaped jewel first.

How could any girl say no to that!?

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:32, archived)
# give me time and its yours
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Imagine the wedding O_O
I would wear a lime green dress and hold a bunch of tiger melons.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# oh no tigermelon cannot come to the wedding
not after last time. he was my best man and the guests were too scared to laugh at his jokes. it was a nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:39, archived)
# It just wouldn't feel right without him there...
Can't we sedate him?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:43, archived)
# night night
what a silly evening


i was supposed to revise tonight and instead i ended up naked...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:28, archived)
# :D
It brought us all closer together.

and drove Jeru to pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:29, archived)
# =D oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:30, archived)
# It certainly didn't make me twitch and engorge in a sexual making sense.
In fact I find you incredibly limp in the trouser inflating department.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Good to know :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Considering there was only the one of me, I feel I did a pretty good job.
Imagine if there were ten, a hundred, nay a thousand of me. What use would your limes be then? With ranks upon ranks of mildly irked tiresome bodies waiting to pounce with interminable comments which will ultimately drive you to insanity.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:36, archived)
# were there a thousand of you?
it'd the audience of the footlights end of year show, i imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:42, archived)
# It has been wonderful.
*limey naked hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:30, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:31, archived)
# all my hugs, naked or otherwise, are limey
the joys of beiugn britsh... hey?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:36, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:32, archived)
# fuck a lime.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:30, archived)