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# that has made my night
first limes
then more limes
then unexpected cock
then more limes
then limeNUDES
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:37, archived)
# you didn't expect to post your own cock?
how did it get to the net then?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:38, archived)
# ah, it's been on a while on Xtube and others
I thought, haha, I'll see what happens
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# HEXY!!!!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Alright, alright, I'm coming.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:45, archived)
# haha woo!
afropubes

you have a black man living near your willy
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# pubes
lol
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)
# haha
I THOUGHT YOU'D GONE TO BED.

The light does something weird, they're not that bushy in real life.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)
# watching an episode of numb3rs
tehn sleeps
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# (i was meaning the phantom cock appearance + previous board half-joke
but yay!

although ewwww that is FAR too much hair to be showing 0_o
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I couldn't have had the lime any further up, or there would be much worse things showing underneath :(
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# kitty?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:49, archived)
# if you want to call it that,
you strange boy o__0
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Well at least you've made most of us on here feel better about our size.
Which we salute you for.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:54, archived)
# look i'm SORRY okay?
i just didnt want to offend anyone by showing actual cock ok?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)
# You've lost me now.
Fucking hell it's four o'clock.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:57, archived)
# i was insinuating
that i have a massive knee-tickling cock.
(you did LOOK at the picture aside from my yellow pumps right?)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Yes, but I think in this case the shadow cast on the blanket behind you betrays you.
Captain negligible penis.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# uhhhh
well aside from the fact that there's no penis-shadow...
i'm not really a knee tickler :(

but i DO my job well, so it matters not -
read my latest myspace blog story - www.myspace.com/youweresupposedtobeloved
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Anything over nine inches becomes uncomfortable :\
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# Why is your chest angry at me?
He's sucking his teeth and everything.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:48, archived)
# We have the same limes!
:)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:51, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 3:55, archived)
# *bumps limes*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:00, archived)
# !!!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:01, archived)
# now THAT is a euphemism i shall be using in the future
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, archived)