b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8412563 (Thread)

# Yeah but only
'most' won't get you a day in my kitchen Missy. Still is and always will be my domain. ( Mrs Zoot is quite happy with that arrangement ).
You would be allowed to load the dishwasher.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You would be allowed to stick your dishwasher up your arse ;-)
No cooky, no Cappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Are you kidding me?
I've never met a woman yet who has not been astounded then very grateful that I am a fantastic and willing cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
If I was BARRED from the kitchen, then I'd want to be in it. BARRED from cooking? All I can think about.

Grateful? Yes, I suppose, although I adore cooking and I'm not about to give it up for anyone. Astounded....why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I guess astounded
because modern man exists rarely outside of a magazine article and men who cook at home, with skill yet don't do it for a living are not as bountiful as Cosmo would have you believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I must just be lucky then.
Although I am curious to see if you're as good as you think you are. *says ah, with only slight trepidation*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm only as good at anything
as other people tell me. When you hear enough times that you are skilled at something then you have to accept that either you are or you are surrounded by sycophants.
It's also the reason I understand I have a big cock. after 29 years of research and a large and varied polling group, the consensus is big. And a bit thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh get a room you two.
and I disagree with your principle here. Whenever I say something you've done is good, you always say, "no, just tracing, no talent"

Taking everything into consideration, I reckon you have a small cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# yeah but that's doodling fucking pictures.
you've not seen me build a house. I'm shit hot at that lark.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Big and a bit thick.
Well that's you down to a tee.

Oh shit *legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i think it's your violence
no-one expects a violent ginger bald dane to be able to cook anything except ham in beer. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)