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# sorry.. bored at work..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# do some work then.
;) woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# well..
it's hard to tell how many ladies on on the board.. this might give us an indication ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# A brave way to find out, sir.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# hehe.. oops..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I like ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# you missed the elipsis
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
I heard on QI the other day that the guy that created WOnder Woman was the same person that invented the polygraph test.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I heard that too
*bonds*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *ages*
You gotta feel for that chap. There's no way that anyone could lie about how dire his programme was:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# There ya go...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygraph_test#History
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# does she crush you with her thighs if you fail the test.. or pass?
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# and had a polygamous relationship with the co-creator of Wonder Woman
Ross FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Errrm...If Carlsberg made girlfriends....or something
/Pop "lad" culture reference
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# so, not inflammatory at all, then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I'm curious as to the contents of this
Blow job kit.

Surely it just requires a mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Oh that's what they WANT you to think!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# mouthwash
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Champagne...
honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# it says..
About The Blow Job Kit
The Blow Job Kit includes gloves, an apron, oversleeves and a hairnet making sure you can keep clean and jizz free!

The Blow Job Kit comes boxed at approximately 20cm high and 13cm wide. A hilarious gift for boys and girls alike!

www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/the-blow-job-kit-adult-fun-kit.html
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# does the single-serve blow-job kit
come with a scalpel and a rib-separator?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I need those boots.
Also : grrrr, right on sisters etc etc etc. I can still cook better than most men, I don't mind being female.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I can make a killer omlette.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# you should cook the eggs properly then
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *hungers for a nice spanish omelette*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# my current fave is spring onion, potato and cheese. Oh - and red pepper.
Omelette's are officially the most versatile foodstuffs ever. Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Any more than one a month
and I get severly bad tumbly, because of the oil you have to use.

I'm no good at fatty food any more, my stomach's barely used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I don't use any oil - a good non stick pan is all you need.
Omlettes are my staple weight loss / weight training food fodder.

Plenty of protein - I only use one yolk for every 3 eggs to restrict the fat content.

EDIT: I know what you mean about fatty food. I to eat as healthy as possible these days, but the odd time when I have something greasy It sits very heavy, and I almost immediately regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I try not to use too much non stick
Teflon worries me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# silly billy :)
EDIT: Or that 1 cal per spray low fat oil does a pretty good job.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *bokes*
I'd not even spray that on engine parts as rust protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I've just looked at the bottle i've got, and the only ingredient is 100% olive oil.
The low fat element must come from the fact that it is such a small volume per spray.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I only tried it once.
did not like the taste. When I came to use it again it had gone off and smelled quite bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Teflon worries you?
What are you concerned about?
Do you think it wants to take over the world?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# use a dab of olive oil.
a dab of butter and a dab of corn/sunflower oil and get it hot. You can't get butter and olive oil hot as they burn, the seed oil allows you to get it hotter, cook quicker with less oil. Less chance of a tummyache if oil does not agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I love the taste of olive oil, but hate olives. I've never understood that.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm with you there.
can not abide to eat olives. Go through a bottle of extra virgin a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hmmm, I'll try it.
Thanks for the tip, although the word 'butter' pretty much guarantees stomach ache. But you may be right about the mixture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# might just be a dairy thing
more than an oil thing. I only go with the butter for taste. Try peanut oil instead. The trick with the oils is understand what temperature they burn at ( go bitter and too 'nutty' in flavour ) then add sunflower oil if you need to stir fry or flash fry things but getting the flavour of the oils that might burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Right. That's it!
I'm off to find omelette for my lunch.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# you philistine.
it's a fritata ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You Palestine
It's intefada ;p
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah but only
'most' won't get you a day in my kitchen Missy. Still is and always will be my domain. ( Mrs Zoot is quite happy with that arrangement ).
You would be allowed to load the dishwasher.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You would be allowed to stick your dishwasher up your arse ;-)
No cooky, no Cappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Are you kidding me?
I've never met a woman yet who has not been astounded then very grateful that I am a fantastic and willing cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
If I was BARRED from the kitchen, then I'd want to be in it. BARRED from cooking? All I can think about.

Grateful? Yes, I suppose, although I adore cooking and I'm not about to give it up for anyone. Astounded....why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I guess astounded
because modern man exists rarely outside of a magazine article and men who cook at home, with skill yet don't do it for a living are not as bountiful as Cosmo would have you believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I must just be lucky then.
Although I am curious to see if you're as good as you think you are. *says ah, with only slight trepidation*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm only as good at anything
as other people tell me. When you hear enough times that you are skilled at something then you have to accept that either you are or you are surrounded by sycophants.
It's also the reason I understand I have a big cock. after 29 years of research and a large and varied polling group, the consensus is big. And a bit thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh get a room you two.
and I disagree with your principle here. Whenever I say something you've done is good, you always say, "no, just tracing, no talent"

Taking everything into consideration, I reckon you have a small cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# yeah but that's doodling fucking pictures.
you've not seen me build a house. I'm shit hot at that lark.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Big and a bit thick.
Well that's you down to a tee.

Oh shit *legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i think it's your violence
no-one expects a violent ginger bald dane to be able to cook anything except ham in beer. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Would lurve to see you in those boots...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hehe. She''ll go well with my Swiss Army wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# haha.. nice
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# fail
Too many clothes
and not enough pretty
(I do hope this isn't Ms Tandot
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha! No!
Not in that dress!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# is it because she is "wonder"ing why she is doing all the crap jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# 'wonder'ing when the window cleaner will pull up in the driveway
so she can get a damn good seeing to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hmm
*starts a new job as a window cleaner*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# or wondering why the corner of her TV is missing..
oops.. spotted my own shopping errors..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i thought it was the style...
modern techocology n all that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# change the football for top gear
and i'm sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# IRON, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# She seems quite annoyed....
Also: that's my iron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# looks like mine, but it is crap. On full temperature it can barely take the crease from a t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# morphy richards if i'm not mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I have no idea.
I don't iron, I Trogdor everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I have never ironed anything in my life
If i want something flat I put it under something heavy :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I am an Ace ironer
and cook
And Cleaner
I would be a great wife
If I could be Arsed
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# you'd be supprised how often i get told that...
SkUG - manwife? People also suggest I be a chef, trouble is I eat food i cook, don't like cooking stuff i don't get to eat!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:46, archived)