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# I haven't done one of these in years.
*covers eyes so mascara doesn't run*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# *runs to fetch biggest bucket*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Can you really lift her?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Christ Jeru, I'm a woman, not a fucking car.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# WELL HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ROLL THEN?!
ANSWER ME THAT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *presents spliff*
Jus'likethat.

/Cooper blog.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Are you Stirling Moss?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Are you Anna Kournikova?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Almost.
Got the same birthday, albeit different years.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# How coincidental.
I have the same birthday as Billy Idol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# It's not really that coincidental, I'm bound to have the same birthday as someone....
Although I probably look older than Anna Kournikova despite the fact she's about 6 years older.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Frowning will do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Not really, having a weird face and a beard will do that.
That and the years of soul destroying depression.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ...frowning, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEP
*is rooted to the spot*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Something to do on Saturday?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I will chase you and rape you
and in your current condition I'm MUCH faster
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# that's just sparked the silliest image
of you chasing mrs t, nearly catching her, and all of a sudden the babies legs pop out in a similar fashion to the Anthill Mob in their car on Wacky Races, and she makes a speedy getaway with the power of 4 legs over 2.

it's been a long day...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're weird!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# you've only just realised this? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *huggles to BITS*
*smooths down velvet smoking jacket again*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha, *searches eBay before saturday*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha, unfortunately for her, this shall not be a reality
*stretches hamstrings*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *doesn't bother to warm up*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Aha! Foiled.
You WANT me to rub up against you. You insatiable wench.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Damn, you saw through my completely transparent plan
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Luckily for you
I shall acquiesce to your unuttered request.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'm going to need
a towel. And a towel operating wench.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Ohh, intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Owwwwwwwwww I can't laugh that hard!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Now I know that if any psychiatrists found this site...
...they would have a field day (or year), but even that was wierd by b3ta standards
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# you can't!
you just can't have a wet t-shirt contest on saturday! it's bad enough that i'm missing the bash, i don't want to miss out on soggy-titted fun, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# You not going?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# no.
got let down at the last minute over a loan from the parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *swallows internal rage*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *pats cap'n on the shoulder*
don't worry, it just makes me all the more determined to go next year.
i may even get a b3ta tattoo on my bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :D
I'm still contemplating a little furtive on my ankle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ankle is saved
for blue ringed octopus.
also, i'm being rude and ignoring my guest, so i'm off. 'bye for now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Can everyone not donate a pound or something?
That's enough surely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# everyone has been very nice about it
but i wouldn't ask it of anyone. i'll just have to settle for going next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)