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# I haven't done one of these in years.
*covers eyes so mascara doesn't run*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# *runs to fetch biggest bucket*
:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Can you really lift her?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Christ Jeru, I'm a woman, not a fucking car.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# WELL HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ROLL THEN?!
ANSWER ME THAT!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *presents spliff*
Jus'likethat.

/Cooper blog.

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Are you Stirling Moss?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Are you Anna Kournikova?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Almost.
Got the same birthday, albeit different years.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# How coincidental.
I have the same birthday as Billy Idol.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# It's not really that coincidental, I'm bound to have the same birthday as someone....
Although I probably look older than Anna Kournikova despite the fact she's about 6 years older.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Frowning will do that.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Not really, having a weird face and a beard will do that.
That and the years of soul destroying depression.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ...frowning, then.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEP
*is rooted to the spot*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Something to do on Saturday?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I will chase you and rape you
and in your current condition I'm MUCH faster
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# that's just sparked the silliest image
of you chasing mrs t, nearly catching her, and all of a sudden the babies legs pop out in a similar fashion to the Anthill Mob in their car on Wacky Races, and she makes a speedy getaway with the power of 4 legs over 2.

it's been a long day...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're weird!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# you've only just realised this? ;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *huggles to BITS*
*smooths down velvet smoking jacket again*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha, *searches eBay before saturday*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha, unfortunately for her, this shall not be a reality
*stretches hamstrings*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *doesn't bother to warm up*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Aha! Foiled.
You WANT me to rub up against you. You insatiable wench.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Damn, you saw through my completely transparent plan
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Luckily for you
I shall acquiesce to your unuttered request.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'm going to need
a towel. And a towel operating wench.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Ohh, intriguing.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Owwwwwwwwww I can't laugh that hard!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# sorry :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Now I know that if any psychiatrists found this site...
...they would have a field day (or year), but even that was wierd by b3ta standards
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# you can't!
you just can't have a wet t-shirt contest on saturday! it's bad enough that i'm missing the bash, i don't want to miss out on soggy-titted fun, too!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# You not going?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# no.
got let down at the last minute over a loan from the parents.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *swallows internal rage*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *pats cap'n on the shoulder*
don't worry, it just makes me all the more determined to go next year.
i may even get a b3ta tattoo on my bum.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :D
I'm still contemplating a little furtive on my ankle.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ankle is saved
for blue ringed octopus.
also, i'm being rude and ignoring my guest, so i'm off. 'bye for now!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Can everyone not donate a pound or something?
That's enough surely.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# everyone has been very nice about it
but i wouldn't ask it of anyone. i'll just have to settle for going next year.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:19, archived)