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# Maybe we're all on B3ta too often
I refer the honourable reader to the conversation about B3ta dreams down there vv somewhere.

Luckily I have never had B3ta dreams. Except the ones I won't talk about.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# pffft
edit stupid enter button, typing lying down is hard
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Yeah but it's comfy
especially when you feel the Macbook slowly warming your balls to dangerous levels.

/Lies in bed in the morning browsing the internet on a Macbook while sipping a cup of coffee and searing his balls blog
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# if you have a mac in one hand and a coffee in the other
how do you wank?
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# rub myself against the laptop
it takes a while but it gets me there. and a scolded bellend.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# painfully.
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# yeah my testes ain' producing breeders for no body if i keep this up
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# it's part of my plan
anyone tries to get me for maintenance can argue with the macbook battery
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# haha its certainly cheaper and less painful than a vasectomy
(, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:14, archived)