Just switch the fish...
.....and then tell her that they had to go and visit Santa for a night, or something.
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routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 8 May 2002, 19:58,
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no, was one option,
but that's it as far as pets are concerned.
They either die, or if we get hungry, we end up cooking them.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Wed 8 May 2002, 20:01,
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