Can't really give any constructive advicebut you could flush them down the toilet in front of her and say they deserve it cos they had been really naughty. She won't misbehave for the next couple of years if she thinks that's what might happen to her. (not insinuating that MiniPizza is naughty though)
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she is only as naughty as mehehehehe
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
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