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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 31 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# WOO!
Although the girl made the advances.. so technically she's a reverse paedo...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# It goes a lot more in depth in the book...
but I'm too uncultured to have read it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# There's a book?
Add's to reading list....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# there isn't
or if there is it's an adaptation of the film

Luc Besson spun the idea out of his earlier film Nikita, but he wrote it as a movie, not a book
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Yeah I fucked up...
I think I'm thinking of some sort of mixture of Lolita and La Femme Nikita.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Now there's a book which contains paedophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# That's Lolita, you see.
Obviously Nikita is ephebophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Can I say "FAIL" yet?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# It's tatooed on my forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
# backwards, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# except that he's not
not even in the French edit where she asks him to sleep with her

because he doesn't

he just kills Gary Oldman (and a lot of other people besides)

a more accurate title would be: "Assassin"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I like the bit with the American
And all his bodyguards jump on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 31 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Not really an accurate description of the film or the book.
Yes there is a sexual undercurrent, but clearly Leon does not in any way act upon it. The infatuation is entirely one sided.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# LIES
This is one of my favourite films so I am offended on its behalf that you would suggest such a thing.

:)

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 31 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# down with this sort of thing.
leon is god.
God i tell you. If i was a little girl i'd want to sleep with leon. because he's god.
(jonjonjon, Sat 31 May 2008, 21:47, archived)