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# I want a phone that phones people and does nothing else
I figure it must cost less than nothing to do this by now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Have you tried shouting to people?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# no I just go and see them and engage in polite conversation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Ask around
See if anyone you know can let you take their old mobile of their hands.
I have two old mobiles on my shelf, all they need is a sim, not even that I think.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I want a phone which can phone people but is cheap and heavy enough that I can sacrifice it
and throw it directly into the eyes of muggers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# do they do phones with built in Tasers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Mine does.
But that's what you get when you try to fix the circuitry yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I want a
Wasp
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# That phone was possibly the most ugly thing I have ever seen.
Things need sharp edges....WHEN DID THINGS STOP HAVING SHARP EDGES?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Fucking health and saftey
Design preposals and whatnot! :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I want a phone to be shaped like a desk
and be twice as heavy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Aaah what you want is two desks.
That'll meet your requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I must say I am tempted by the anti-shark mechanism.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# "It's been out three years in Japan.
WHERE'S YOURS?"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# "Speech Tool"
Haaaaaaahahahaaa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ^this
But it's useful to always have a camera on you too.
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)