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I was just in the pub with a quantum physics student

and this occurred to me.

Sorry.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)

I'm going to go with not.

Nice though :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)

they're doing both at the same time :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)

But if you observe them doing it

it changes the velocity at which they do it!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

Not quite

The act of observation collapses the duality of the sexy wavefront into a knobbing or not knobbing reality. Until this happens, the quantum physicist is both shagging and not shagging, at the same time, at least from the point of view of everybody else.

I had no idea scientists were so rude.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)

I find that improbable.

But not impossible....

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)

A quark walks into a bar

barman says: "How's it goin'?"
the quark replies: "Ups and downs"

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)

See, now

I bet that's really funny. I don't get it.

Or maybe I do. Depends who's observing me reading the joke.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)

does this depend if they're in a box with a dead cat?

or a NOT DEAD cat? Hmmmm....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)

Perhaps quantum physicists do it with boxed cats whether they are alive or dead, but if you look at them, they stop moving.

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)