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# i've got a hemmorhoid that looks like jesus.
it's tough to see unless you get very close. most people find it's easier to recognise as jesus if you close your eyes and read it like braille, with your tongue or various stiff appendages.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# We should make some Jesuses for people to find.
I'm sure we could come up with a few ways to
insure a particular pattern appears in some various
urban objects. Perhaps, after a bit of time and decay... [/;-D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i found some of his bones the other day.
someone was throwing out the leg of a huge skeleton, so i took the bones. i stuck one of them in the dirt in a clay flowerpot on my patio, with some seeds.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I'm tempted to make a two phase one
First the Jesus, for a few days, then the goat
attached to his loins a week or so after.

Climbers or a spray plant?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# parsely and chives.
make a jesus, but give him six fingers on each hand.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)