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# It's a miracle!
www.weirdthings.org.uk/image-of-jesus-christ-appears-on-teaspoon/
I have my own theory...
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)
# What about odd Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I want my money back, this Jesus sex doll has no legs.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# They're invisible
'cos he does stuff like that dontcha know
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# All I know is I'm down a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Mmmm, severed torso sex
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# It does open up a whole new range of positions.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Well, same positions, just higher up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# look on the bright side, it does have extra holes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Mmmm stigmata sex...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *smoking jackets, hammer & nails*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# They're stigmaterrific
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# You think Jesus eats a piece of toast
And goes 'Bloody hell, that's my mum on that slice of toast!'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahah, Jesus eating his mum...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# 'sup el noobsoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)
# The sky!
*bums*
I can legally type that now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Not if i don't concent!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# SURPRISE!
*bums*

Now it's legal, even if you don't consent.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Damn you and your legal expertese!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# he probably says it when he sees the whores on the streets
and goes up to each one and says "mum, is that you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# how is it possible for this non-existent being to appear
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Conventions.
I've seen quite a few pics of people dressing up as him.

There's a pretty good video on youtube, where a jesus cosplayer is dancing near some people complaining people at the convention are all going to hell.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH9DGfNSTmI
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# jesus wasn't real
and dressing up as jesus doesn't make him real either
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:31, archived)
# There was probably SOMEONE called Jesus.
Doesn't mean he could hover over water or make some loaves and fishes go further than they were reasonably expected to go.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Indeed.
He still appears at conventions though.

Much like manfaye.

ALL HAIL MANFAYE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# jesus wasn't real
the bible is just a load of fairy stories about some hippies on some really good trips while they stock up on magic mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# But isn't Jesus also mentioned in various other supposedly reliable historical sources?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Which ones?
As far as I can think, it's mainly other religious sources.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I don't know, but luckily wikipedia does.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus#Greco-Roman_sources
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# It does seem to be only one or two biased sources.
It's interesting for something so relatively recent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# It makes more logical sense that it was nonsense attributed to someone who actually existed though.
Otherwise Christianity would have been really easy to disprove back nearer its roots. Seeing as no-one ever remembered him.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# the work of the vatican
put pay to all that, they have covered it all up. The odd thing is i am interested in medieval ecclesiastical life, but i don't believe in any religion
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Many popes were utterly nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Nah, it's all plagarised.
Do you like greek myths?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i like mythology of all sorts
yes you can see the bible as mythology
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# The bible is an interesting read.
But I prefer the lego interpretation.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# No reason why he couldn't have existed as just a person
Whether he was who people make him out to be is another matter.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# IM IN UR MIND
PISSIN
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Just cos you look like Dorian Gray
Shush
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# If I tie my hair into a ponytail I look like a 90s punk German lesbian too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# If I pull my hair back quite tightly, I look like an elf.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Santa Claus or Legolas?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Dark brown haired legolas.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# You should make good use of this skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I haven't yet found a way to turn it to my advantage.
Unless I get invited to a lord of the rings fancy dress party.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I think you'll need to go to conventions.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# if i pull my hair back
you can see my cock
(big fat cocks, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Does your cock look like an elf?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Bonus!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Polyps, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# polyps you can belive in of course
as they are really, but people don't start a religion based on the beliefs of polyps
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Why not?
We should.
It's incontrovertable.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# and why not
its easy enough to start up your own religion
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# L Ron Hubbard did it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I'm a saint of lego in one religion.
and I started Tuxism with another friend of mine. It's open source. Add what you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# The sabbath is a two day weekly holiday, erasing the pains of sunday and monday.
Also, on "Christmas" it's legal to steal the gifts instead of buying them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I omit the last entry.
As it contravenes with legislation.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Don't be a smartarse :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# =P
I can't remember all the details of the religion we made, but as it's open source, you can take away, and add anything you want.

Except that penguins are the official mascots.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# The wikipedia of religions!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I don't believe in polyps
/heretic
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I'll get the kris knife...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i've got a hemmorhoid that looks like jesus.
it's tough to see unless you get very close. most people find it's easier to recognise as jesus if you close your eyes and read it like braille, with your tongue or various stiff appendages.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# We should make some Jesuses for people to find.
I'm sure we could come up with a few ways to
insure a particular pattern appears in some various
urban objects. Perhaps, after a bit of time and decay... [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i found some of his bones the other day.
someone was throwing out the leg of a huge skeleton, so i took the bones. i stuck one of them in the dirt in a clay flowerpot on my patio, with some seeds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I'm tempted to make a two phase one
First the Jesus, for a few days, then the goat
attached to his loins a week or so after.

Climbers or a spray plant?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# parsely and chives.
make a jesus, but give him six fingers on each hand.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I hear he's doing Vegas this fall . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Is it just me
or is Christ the spit of Jim Morrisson on that spoon?
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# reminds me of this...

Can you see the face of jesus in this optical illusion?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# No . . . but it looks trippy when scrolling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# JESUS BE A USELESS CUNT!
/BAD BOY BUBBY BLOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)