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# my mates never remember my birthday the gits.
NOT EVEN A WHAM BAR, NOTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# could be worse
they could buy you a caramac.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i'd like a caramac
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# My girlfriend was in London all weekend,
I didn't get to see her at all.
In fact, I saw five other people on my birthday.
All family D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# My girlfriend was in Final Fantasy XII for my birthday.
Stupid long eared, non-existant big titted bitch.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# my girlfriend did wonderful things to me on my birthday.
do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# You win hands down!
your pants
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# That Feeldoe really comes in useful eh?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# my girlfriend bought me a ps3
and took me to barcelona. muahaha

/spoilt boyfriend blog
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Did she do wonderful things to you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# oh yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# but it all balances out
she supports chelsea. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# OH HAI
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hello there.
I have been drawing breasts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# mine?
i've been drawing facial hair on myself...

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/43205/1213396814/fuckface.jpg

i wanted to look like you...except my eyeliner broke, so it's more john waters.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Everyone seems to want to look like me these days!
If that's not a sign of the apocalypse I don't know what is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Hahahah, I know that feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)