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# There is no spoon
Instead I give you a fork.



(surprisingly, not bindun before)
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# about time!
*hasn't had a good forking in ages*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# *attempts forking*
*tines too early!*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)
# oof!
the handle! use the handle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Is that a line from Star Whores?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
# yes
made famous during a conversation between princess lay 'er and jabba the slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# And dont forget
Ben Obi Wan Ken-bumrape!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# ah, yes
and the brave captain hanjob solo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Maybe you should get together with Mushroom.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)
# yeah, i've heard he's a fungi to be with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Well I heard that he was Shit(aki)
Hung like a button!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# yes, but it's shaped like a parasol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Have you got something you want to get off your chest(nut)?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Sounds alright
so long as it's not a stinkhorn.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Nah it's not,
morel's the pity.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# don't talk a load of cep
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Back to killers point,
I heard it smells like (toad)stool!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Yeah, some of these puns are crimini
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# no spork
not a complete win, but definately worth of a click :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I think I like his face
yes, I believe I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# all fork and no play makes keanu reeves a dull actor
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)