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# Yay cakes!
An endless supply.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:53, archived)
# that's what it feels like here these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# I should go get some eggs.
Grabbed a handful of 0.79 cent NaziCake
paks at the dollar store earlier. Lemon
poppyseed ones aren't too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:43, archived)
# they sell a lot of pizzas here.
i'm always amused at the idea of people wanting a pizza prepared by the oh-so-italian doctor oetker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Actually, as much of the servant/slave class...
...came from the northern holdings of the Roman
empire, it might not be too far from its origins.

Also: I nipped out and got eggs. Oven is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:02, archived)
# ROAST THE EGGS FOR AN HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)
# INSIDE THE TOMATOES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:09, archived)
# WHOLE UNSHELLED ON A COOKIE SHEET AT 375Fº
See below.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# 1375Fº, you mean.
fuck slow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Cook fast, fuck slow.
Sound about right too me.

Dozen devils food cupcakes in oven-- 19min to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:26, archived)
# COOK FASTER I'M HUNGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:37, archived)
# THEY HAVE BEEN COOKED.
COOLING. NOW, SOME ICING
MUST BE CONSTRUCTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# BUTTERCREAM OR GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:07, archived)
# K
edit: DONE!
www.b3ta.com/board/8473751
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:15, archived)
# HAHA!
Troll Recipe book might be a fun idea to make some eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# take one pea, add half an egg and three pounds of salt. stir.
cook for nine seconds in a 3.5Fº bain marie until the worms emerge. season with salt and pepper to taste.

serves six.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:20, archived)
# There's a slow way of cooking eggs
where you just float them in warm water for a long time. The idea is to cook them more evenly, so that if you time it right the whole egg can be perfectly cooked.
Personally though I think 'perfectly cooked' is a preference, not an absolute state. I could be wrong in this instance though. I've never had an egg cooked that way.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i should fuck with some eggs soon.
i haven't done much with them other than baking since the tomato-egg apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)
# EGG HANGI
Where is Rapitinui, anyway?

Surely he isn't still busy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)
# I don't know.
I haven't seen him for ages. ALSO: cockweasle hasn't been around much in the gayshift IT'S A DISGRACE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:29, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO CLEAN THEIR ACTS UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:37, archived)
# DOMINATION IS NOT A PART-TIME ACTIVITY.
TOTAL COMMITMENT TO THE CAUSE IS EXPECTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:36, archived)
# CRU 4 TRU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I FEEL ABANDONED. I WILL EXACT A TERRIBLE REVENGE.
bastards probably have real lives.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:38, archived)
# REAL LIFE IS A MYTH PERPETUATED BY SOAP COMPANIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:42, archived)
# i must be doing it wrong.
none of my slaves have any class at all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:10, archived)