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# Nom nom nom!
(I Want Billy, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:39, archived)
# CAKEUMS

OK, ALSO: I like your picture, I really like the animation style. See it's not all about cake for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:40, archived)
# ALSO:
I think the sound is more like, schaWOoooop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:17, archived)
# nnnnyyyyyOOOOOMMMMMMmmmmm
*small belch*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)
# it is also about the ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:24, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that it actually is all about the cake
you just stop talking about cake when all the caketalk might start a cake backlash. A pre-emptive cakelash avoidance technique, if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Yay cakes!
An endless supply.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:53, archived)
# that's what it feels like here these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# I should go get some eggs.
Grabbed a handful of 0.79 cent NaziCake
paks at the dollar store earlier. Lemon
poppyseed ones aren't too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:43, archived)
# they sell a lot of pizzas here.
i'm always amused at the idea of people wanting a pizza prepared by the oh-so-italian doctor oetker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Actually, as much of the servant/slave class...
...came from the northern holdings of the Roman
empire, it might not be too far from its origins.

Also: I nipped out and got eggs. Oven is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:02, archived)
# ROAST THE EGGS FOR AN HOUR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)
# INSIDE THE TOMATOES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:09, archived)
# WHOLE UNSHELLED ON A COOKIE SHEET AT 375Fº
See below.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# 1375Fº, you mean.
fuck slow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Cook fast, fuck slow.
Sound about right too me.

Dozen devils food cupcakes in oven-- 19min to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:26, archived)
# COOK FASTER I'M HUNGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:37, archived)
# THEY HAVE BEEN COOKED.
COOLING. NOW, SOME ICING
MUST BE CONSTRUCTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)
# BUTTERCREAM OR GTFO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:07, archived)
# K
edit: DONE!
www.b3ta.com/board/8473751
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:15, archived)
# HAHA!
Troll Recipe book might be a fun idea to make some eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# take one pea, add half an egg and three pounds of salt. stir.
cook for nine seconds in a 3.5Fº bain marie until the worms emerge. season with salt and pepper to taste.

serves six.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:20, archived)
# There's a slow way of cooking eggs
where you just float them in warm water for a long time. The idea is to cook them more evenly, so that if you time it right the whole egg can be perfectly cooked.
Personally though I think 'perfectly cooked' is a preference, not an absolute state. I could be wrong in this instance though. I've never had an egg cooked that way.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i should fuck with some eggs soon.
i haven't done much with them other than baking since the tomato-egg apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)
# EGG HANGI
Where is Rapitinui, anyway?

Surely he isn't still busy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)
# I don't know.
I haven't seen him for ages. ALSO: cockweasle hasn't been around much in the gayshift IT'S A DISGRACE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:29, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO CLEAN THEIR ACTS UP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:37, archived)
# DOMINATION IS NOT A PART-TIME ACTIVITY.
TOTAL COMMITMENT TO THE CAUSE IS EXPECTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:36, archived)
# CRU 4 TRU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:38, archived)
# I FEEL ABANDONED. I WILL EXACT A TERRIBLE REVENGE.
bastards probably have real lives.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:38, archived)
# REAL LIFE IS A MYTH PERPETUATED BY SOAP COMPANIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:42, archived)
# i must be doing it wrong.
none of my slaves have any class at all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:10, archived)
# om nom nom nom
nom nom nom woo
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
# wormhole cake tends to be very good.
like this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Cakebear!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:15, archived)
# I SUMMON YOU!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:18, archived)
# *rises from the cake*
hallo there mister. cake is half eaten/given away.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Interesting...
which half remains?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)
# it's a delicious math problem.
the body and the dark head remain intact. i gave away the yellow head and a wing, and have eaten the rest.

tomorrow is the healthy cookery show, with croutons, broccoli soup and hummous to be made.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Tomorrow sounds healthier
and definitely more to my taste.
I made tomato soup with gnocci the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:34, archived)
# mmm, with poison tomatoes?
homemade gnocchi? croutons were supposed to be tonight's adventure but my bread didn't stale quickly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)
# No this was emergency short-order food
so no homemade gnocchi. But we did make some here one time, and it came out really well. I was very surprised, it all looked pretty dubious to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:57, archived)
# it's easy enough but certainly not quick.
i buy fresh on occasion, but i'm off white pasta pretty much now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:22, archived)
# isn't that just gnocci with tomato soup?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:38, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF KEY CAN'T OPEN A DOOR?
GNOCCHI!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:40, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:54, archived)
# It does sound like it, I agree, but it's COMPLETELY different.
I'd explain, but it's pretty technical.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Yow
Lima is going fucking mental here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:57, archived)
# FUCKING PERUVIANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Too much flake :)
He's ok now. He just went on a temporary rampage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:00, archived)
# mentil: 10.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Ah, that made me laugh.
He was just running up and down the hall yowling and attacking something in the front room.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:02, archived)
# i love it when cats see phantoms.
we used to have luna moths around when i was a kid. the cats would leap higher than i've ever seen when the moths would fly around.

i went out and watched the bats last night, may go out again to do so in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:12, archived)
# I get fantastic batswarms in the evening
usually just after they've all been scared out of the botannical gardens, they fly north to the nearest colony.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:33, archived)
# nice!
we just have normal little brown guys here, and i watch them buzzing the streetlights eating bugs. if i wave my hand they fly up to investigate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# sorry...
(alloydog, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# "wildcat also loves cock"
www.eyje.com/pictures/animals/The_Most_Adorable_Cat_in_Russia
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:35, archived)
# Aka "FishCat"
Popular fellow on the LolBeast boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:39, archived)
# I'm not that popular
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)
# i would love to come home one night and find wildcat and a catfish in my bathtub.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:42, archived)
# But he has laser eyes. He'd burn your soul.
With a catfish. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:13, archived)
# it'd be worth it. he's a handsome cat.
my soul is pretty much incinerated righ now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Yeah. Drugs stopped working. I've resorted to cats for my excitement.
I guess it's just seeing people who let their cat swim in their tub, eat chickens in the bedroom, and lick their Sylvester that make me happy.

The world needs more crazy cats. And squirrels.

Argh, I'm too tired to b3ta. I had a great bike ride today. Good night internet!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:28, archived)
# nighty-night.
i'm off squirrels these days. they've been in my seedlings, the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Wild Cat imposes a reign of terror!
That's crazy! The thing rules that guy's life.

Wild Cat even watches him while he's wanking to the net.

I love his Captain Beefheart face while tearing a chicken apart. Inside the god damned house.

This is simply...WILD.


PPPSppssss- I love the look on that other cat's face as he'sbeing licked to death by WILDCAT!!!

Pppsssssssss- God damnit!!!!!!!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:12, archived)
# Wild Cat loves Normal Cats
this is priceless..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 6:41, archived)
# i WANT billy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 7:09, archived)