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# Did you deserve them?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# my sense of humour doesn't sit with some people..
whilst drinking with ppl round a camp fire, I called somebody a cunt and told him to shut up or I'd stick my cock in his mouth.. he jumped on me and smashed me in the face with an unopened can of lager.. till it burst. :-/
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# you sure?
I suspect you were pretending to fire a shotgun, jumped backwards over a table and banged your head.

Did you cry?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# cor, the scout movement has changed in the last 20 years
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Oh you bugger, I was drinking then.
Luckily no spillage.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Jeezy Chreezy.
I say stuff like that all the time... I'd suggest getting better mates with better senses of humour.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# wasn't a mate of mine..
glad my mates where there though, when they got him off me he went and fetched his
sledgehammer from his car..he was tackled by them about 4 feet from me with it raised above his head :-|
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# And so who brought him?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# not sure..
there was friends, friends of friends etc. some I knew some I didn't.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# On Canvey Island
That Means he fancies you
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# You threaten to put your cock in peoples mouths?
This I'd pay to see
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# paypal
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Maybe it's
his sense of humour that you don't get.
Round here, spanging your mates with unopened cans of lager is the zenith of wit.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)