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# Most mermaids don't have sexy bits
but this one does! Yays!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# pretty inaccessibe sexy bits if she's fused at the knee though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Not if you bend her over the back of the couch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Goodness, you're on form today.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# When it comes to this
I am ALWAYS ready to put a lot of thought in. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *makes plans to gaffa taping the ladywoman's knees together*
couch conch
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# NOT gaffa tape, it hurts.
Electrical tape is better, but the best thing of all for that is just a belt wrapped a coule of times.

*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# -_Q
i say!

/couldn't be any less into that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Well it doesn't hurt that you're informed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# and knowing is half the battle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# bondage tape is BEST
remember asking for some in swansea's only sex shop. I do get a bit of a kick bodly walking into a place like that:
/walks into shop, lady behind counter asks
'what can I do you for?'
'I'm looking for some bondage tape'
'We've got some over here'
'Do you only have it in red? Do you have any in black?'
'I'm afraid it's only in red'

cos obiously the colour matters
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I don't like it on principle.
To be honest, I use silk rope if I use anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# spose you need a fair bit of trust before rendering yourself that....erm..bound
trust thrust?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *spang*
the noise she'd make certainly wouldn't be the calming sound of the sea ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# is it bad that I was considering this too?
mermaids - doggy style every time ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Surely
Froggy style?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# External fertilisation
sounds a bit Bukake to me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I like Bukkake
/Joel
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# In Nagasaki
they like Bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# don't you mean doghorse?
www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# thats odd...
firefox kept resizing itself whilst I watched that...hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# yes, it does, it does a little browser window shake thing.
quite annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# CLOACA FUN
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)