1. Become a woman.2. Suggest to any female you like the look of that if they haven't slept with a woman they really should at least once in their life.
3. Wake up smelling of someone else's perfume.
(3. Wake up smelling of someone else's perfume.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:48,
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Right.I'm seeing an inherent problem with this plan.
I like the idea of number 3. though. Verrrrry sexie.
(I like the idea of number 3. though. Verrrrry sexie.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:50,
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*rubs wrist on JPG* there you go, poppet. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:51,
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*swoons with Scent of 'Eau de Wow'*You're lovely, you are.
*hugs*
(*hugs*
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:54,
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You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream'which is a solid perfume from Lush. It's lovely. *hug*
Ciggy time again!
(Ciggy time again!
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:55,
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*vows never to wash Wow-scented area again*:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:56,
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You now smell of the humourously named 'American Cream' AND fagsmoke!
Well, that's no bloody good, is it?You want one made of sharp things - steel, and the like.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:53,
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