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# he's too short for you?
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Sue might just make him look shorter...
I wouldn't know.

Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# don't be knocking the small people.
napolean was diddy and look what he accomplished?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# How tall are you?
You're taller than me. You're taller than me in heels, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i'm 5'6"/7" depending on how i've slept
stupid spine...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# That's not short. I'd call that medium.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# its two inchs shy of average
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I'm two inches over average...
Would you like my inches?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I think it's safe to say Tom would be happy to take your two inches....
....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# By which I mean anally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh really?
I'd never have guessed.


o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I could have meant orally.....
or aurally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# "Once you go black, you go deaf"
/obligatory Family Guy quote.


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Oh Jeru
You flirt

*sighs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Is it indeed?!
Well I wouldn't have thought that at all had you not said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# humm foot shy of yours truly...
/excessively tall blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# YOU'RE 6'7"????
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# 'fraid so.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# That's nothing to be ashamed of!
Can I please make a little beanstalk and put it next you?

Oh, and a goose which lays golden eggs? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# by all means.
50:50 split on the proceeds of the eggs, and a strategic axe limitation treaty needed, but nothing unsurmountable.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *shakes hand fervently*
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# christ almighty
no wonder you've got a head wound. it'll be all those clouds you keep walking into
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Haha!
I am glad I don't have tea right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# That's pretty much the point.
I'm sure at least one of those inches is composed purely of scar tissue from numerous blows to the cranium...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Except he wasn't actually small at all and the whole idea of him being short is erroneous.
To my memory he was actually above average height for the time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# yes, yes he was
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I think he was saying "Aww, so you wouldn't like MY height :["
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)