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Tesco self service are awful

'please place the item in the baggage area'

I HAVE DONE YOU FUCKING SMUG ELECTRONIC BITCH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

I love the fact

they STOP when you buy booze

"Approval Needed"

So where's the fucking staff to approve me?

Efficient?

About as efficient as my arse

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGAGE AREA.

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM AND RE SCAN...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

true but

She has got a sexy voice
I like to imagine she's actually inside the machine...

Noons Mrs Cap'n

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)