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# If supermarkets were named after their clientelle...

Apologies to anyone genuinely nice who shops there.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# this is why i shop online now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# you are a tinernets?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Best of all the shopping!
Except for impulse buys. I'm glad I still have places I can buy ill-advised DVDs when I get bored - Red Sonja hooray! :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i can't impulse buy
my sister pays for everything and i give her the cash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I find...
...impulse buying of musical instruments to be most amusing :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ^This^
/has an accordion blog
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# you should impulse buy a ukulele
best impulse EVAR
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# i did and a digital tuner
had it a month, it's buried in the corner of the room under some stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# i bought a second-hand guitar once
i couldn't play it, it had only 2 strings, it was splashed with blue paint, but i didn't care. i spent £1 on it and smashed it over my brother's head. well worth the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# you paid a pound to hit your brother?
I'd do it for free
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I do believe that is
my Local ASDA in that pic...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# switch island?
that's the one it looks like to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Nah...
The Old Kent Road...

( I know..but at least its on the monopoly board..)

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Old Kent Road?
Oh dear... you have my deepest sympathy...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Im on the nice part...
.....

(actaully it isnt that bad, I live off it)
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# The nice part?
Surrey Quays then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Not that far actually..
Its more Bermondsey, the bit where I live..


You familiar with the area?.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# is there a nice part???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# There is a nice part of the OKR?
You sure?
or are you Charlie Richardson?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# The bit I live is called
Avondale..

Which sounds a bit better than OKR...



*Now Peckham....now that can be a dangerous place*
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# It's one somewhere in Scotland (if my memory serves)...
...if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# It looks like mine too.
Its almost like they're designed to look the same...
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# If you could do hypnosis..
Put someone into a deep sleep in one ASDA, then re awaken them in another...

Oh the hilarity...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
#
www.galactic-guide.com/articles/2S28.html
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Round here the local Asda is in the arse end of High Wycombe
which says it all, as even the nicer bits of Wycombe are full of cunts.

Right, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# o/
* I resemble that remark
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# What would Tesco be?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# tescunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I shop at NoRisSons
and they are cunts

Noons Mrs Monkey
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# noons, mr. strokes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# woo!
now do Scummerfield?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I fucking hate Asda
I hate their food
I hate their staff
I hate the people who shop there
I hate their stupid fucking self-service tills which never work
I hate the fact that cunts queue up at the fag counter with a basket full of stuff

HATE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I've never found there to be that much difference between supermarkets, really.
Except waitrose, where you can add an extra pound to all the prices.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# And judgemental shop assistants.
Which I don't get. How the fuck does a SHOP ASSISTANT think they have the right to judge anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Fuck 'em.
They can keep their overpriced food.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# i was a shop assistant for most of my life
and i was judgemental, i hated the general public messing up my nice clean sparkly shop floor, bastards.
just stand in the car park, tell me what you want, in note form, and i'll sort it, don't attempt to talk to me.

oh, and i always shop at asda
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Tesco self service are awful
'please place the item in the baggage area'

I HAVE DONE YOU FUCKING SMUG ELECTRONIC BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I love the fact
they STOP when you buy booze

"Approval Needed"

So where's the fucking staff to approve me?

Efficient?

About as efficient as my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGAGE AREA.
PLEASE REMOVE ITEM AND RE SCAN...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# true but
She has got a sexy voice
I like to imagine she's actually inside the machine...

Noons Mrs Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# ^ this.....
the one in park royal, w London is the full of the scum of the universe, utterly shocking place.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# The self service tills are ok actaully,
I did a price tag swap the other day, a "WHOOPS" sticker was hanging off something else, so...
I got a 7 quid bit of steak for 80p..

Which was nice..


(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha!
breaking the law is cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I hate Asda too...
...that's what inspired me to do the pic.
Every so often, my wife makes us go there so she can look at* the clothes. I hate going there.
I'm sure they always show someone patting their arse on their TV ads to subliminally remind you to keep checking you've still got you wallet.
And what's with the bright green everywhere?..
*look at buy
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *agrees*
was in my local one the other day after running out of a few household items, was in the dvd section waiting to pay (have you SEEN the queues at the front of store?) when this little 5yr old booted a small ball at a DVD rack, knocking one of the cases to the floor. His mother turned to him and in a calm 'i dont care voice' said "dont do that, love". I picked up the dvd, put it back as it was right next to me. The devil-spawn then went up to the same case, chucked it on the floor, and proceeded to boot that around. The mother did nothing. I SWEAR no one knows anything of disipline anymore... /oldman blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hahah, sorry to tj:
Whenever I hope firefox, the layout resets itself.
I moved everything around with the "customise" thing, and hid the AVG and Google toolbars, and I have to do that every single time I open firefox, which is really annoying.
Any solutions?
Edit: This is what I have it set as BEFORE I close firefox:
here
And this is when I open it next:
here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Have you tried switching it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# delete the avg bar completely
that'll learn it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Can't, it just gets "disabled" :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# there's got to be a way of chucking it
there's a way to chuck anything, trust me.
i'm now very good at reformatting hard drives and reloading o/s's because of my ability to chuck stuff.
get the bastard in safe mode,all manner of havoc can be caused in safe mode, that said i can't get my machine into safe mode now by f8 i have to go in through the prog files, i think i must have chucked the f8 shortcut out
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I shall try add/remove
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# are you running spybot?
go after it in the start menu, cripple it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I'll uninstall AVG and reinstall it making sure I ignore the toolbar.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# good plan
safe and boring but good.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# It didn't work, I'm on IE now, reinstalling Firefox completely.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Thats ASBO price
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)