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# I'm pretty sure this Irn Bru sorbet was in Ploice Story 2 with Jackie Chan...

Drinking it without a straw while sitting on white bedsheets is like a fucking accident waiting to happen.
I couldn't make it like a scoopy sorbet though, I'm disappointed.
It's more like a slush puppy, only tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:49, archived)
# what's a sorbet?
what's a slushpuppy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Sorbet is like ice cream, except made without cream.
A Slush Puppy is a weird drink made of crushed ice and weird flavoured syrup.

The syrup runs out stupidly fast, and then you spend the next half an hour using the straw to spit tiny ice cubes at people.

They hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Insane entertainment for all
:D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)
# It's great, the syrup is ridiculously sugary and tastes nothing like the flavour it's meant to be.
Then the rest of the ice is put to good use tormenting pricks with bare necks.

THAT WILL TEACH YOU FOR NOT HAVING A GIANT COLLAR OR LONG HAIR, MOTHERFUCKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:58, archived)
# YAY LONG HAIR FTW!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:59, archived)
# The first is a frozen scab,
the other is minced dog with crushed rocksalt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I can imagine both of these selling quite well in Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Och the' tooook oor JABS!!!! FREEEEES' 'EM!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:58, archived)
# That's fantastic accenting in text form.
I couldn't read it without feeling Glaswegian :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:02, archived)
# hahahaha there's a reason for that...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:06, archived)
# My fake Scottish accent is apparently a VERY strong Glasgow accent.
Considering I've only ever been to Edinburgh, I find that a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:09, archived)
# mine's only semi-fake. But if I try doing any other accent it degerates rapidly to sounding indian
Oh my goodliness gracious me! Can I be helping you with your information technology problems today?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:16, archived)
# I just have a generic English accent. It's not really that regional, it adapts to wherever I am/who I'm with.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Ah so one of those cucumber sandwich and sweet, milky tea accents?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:20, archived)
# My accent isn't that fun.
I wish it was poncey, it's just a boring accent.
You couldn't tell where abouts in Englad I was from by my accent.

It's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Oh I see
then what is minced cat intestine with crushed dung beetle?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:57, archived)
# McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:59, archived)
# 100% ^
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# I'm lovin' it!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Ewww.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Sitting like I am now, I can put my hand down the end of the leg of my shorts and touch my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I have to bend over to reach
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:20, archived)
# My legs are sort of crossed, but one is pointing up.
Easy reach.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:24, archived)
# the pride of scotland
i just wrote a song for my friend. he canvasses door to door sometimes.

you're inside and outside my house at the same time
driving around in a car that is not mine
when you come to my door it can be such fun
you're saving me money in the long run

oh double glazing it's amazing !
multi-story conservatory
to the back of my house
what a welcome addition
with the obvious incentive of
no planning permission

70 pounds for the fool who agrees
that such an ugly augmentation is
"just the thing for me"
oh it feels so right and you keep me warm at night.
double glazing its amazing !
multi-story conservatory

70 pounds give me 70 pounds.
70 pounds i want 70 pounds !
anglian said when you do your rounds
get yourself a lead and get 70 pounds.
seven-tee-pownnnndddsss.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Haha, brilliant.
Also, I nabbed that Girl Talk album you posted on links. Fucking phenomenal, been listening to it all day. Never heard anything like it, and I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
# ah super
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# Are the other Girl Talk albums similar?
I hate it when I find an artist that is so fantastically unique, but leaves me wanting more, because I'd never find it anywhere else D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:12, archived)
# i have only heard 'night ripper' the previous
it sort of threw me with a lot of pop/chart hip-hop type stuff. but its similar and was really highly rated.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:22, archived)
# You are Ewen McTeagle, AICMFP
Can I have Fifty pounds to mend the shed?
I'm right on my Uppers.
I can pay you back
When I get this postal order from Australia
Honestly.
Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.
Love, Ewen?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:14, archived)
# money:
sux.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:06, archived)
# Monkey:
Six.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:08, archived)
# i have all the money in the world as of- now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:10, archived)
# That's okay, I had fuck all. So you haven't stolen anything from me.
You're off the hook from me, but I'm telling Jesus next time I see him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:11, archived)
# TRY PIZZA.
www.b3ta.com/board/8484664
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:15, archived)
# hahahahaaaaa.
also i made this after i saw your "punisher giving anal to slowpoke" .gif

b3ta.com/board/8483864
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I thought I had done all of them/yours.
Then spazing this morning I noticed the "mailbox
and deer". I'll get that one in before I crash tonite.

edit: Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 5:34, archived)
# BAMBI NOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Was that your childhood? Oops, my bad.
[/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 6:38, archived)
# What a wonderful idea
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:05, archived)