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# ^this
Wtf is wrong with parents today.

*strict(ish) up-bringing blog

I guess i'll find out when we get to spawning
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I was out and about in Tesco a while back
and a child who could only have been about 5 or so quite clearly told his mum to 'go fuck herself' in the biscuit aisle.

I'd have been black and bloody blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)
# yeah, but fucking funny though
I hope my Charlie's first word is "cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# In the biscuit aisle?
how very unhygienic. Still at least it wasn't fruit and veg...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# the thrashing i'd have received would have been unbe-fucking-leivable
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# This ^2
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Mine wasnt particularly strict
but if I started screaming and banging on the table, despite no visible signs of distress, just as an act of amusement, while in a resteraunt while I was an infant type, my parents would have told me to shut the fuck up, not handed me things to throw
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Mr Orchestra speaks wisely
I apparently didn't behave like a complete moron when I has a child, but then again got a healthy slap if I did start playing up
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ^this with a birch rod
i got hit as a child if i was fucking up, i'm looking forward to kicking the shit out of my kids one day.

though i will consider myself a successful father if i can teach my kids how to talk in a cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# not to shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# to whisper if they have to talk at all
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# oic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# YES!
that sort of thing is REALLY starting to piss me off... Bloody parents these days...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)