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# Steam powered 60 foot high sturdy female sex robots from the future/past
being eyed up by men in cravats and monocles at an auction.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I thought you didn't watch daytime tv?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# If that was on bloody cash in the attic
I would so go on the dole.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# steam powered NAZI sex robots
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Oh shit, yes, forgot.
THIS please.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# christ if you plunder my brain fruits at least get them right *eyeroll*


=D
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I thought I was the nazi fetishist and you just let me get on with it?
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i dunno, i'd slip it to odin quinncannon's lawyer
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Oh you bitch, I hadn't even thought that far yet.
*stares off into space and smiles*

Edit: Ms OATLASH. Thank you, internet. Bloody hell, that was going to kill me, trying to remember her name.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *gets the hose*
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Don't you DARE, I function much better like this.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Well it better put the lotion on its skin then.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# steamy from fictional nazi fetishists?
it takes all sorts as my nan says.


i don't think this was quite what she meant though.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I am a lovely person.
Don't you judge me, Bedlam.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# i'd never judge you
i have a weird crush on Fern Cotton. I can't judge anyone
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Really? But she's annoying as hell.
Think of Monica. Lovely Monica. Come back to the dark side. None of these bloody cheerful blonde things.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i don't like cheerful blonde things.
she just makes weird things happen inside me when she laughs at deluded people on x-factor
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :S
You'll start smiling and making daisy chains soon.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He can't make a daisy chain.
He's got a cock...

Or so I presume
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# >=( I'M STILL HARDCORE
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Being controlled by the Ancestors of Franco, Mussolini and Stalin.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# sturdy female sex robots?
Do they seek to dominate the globe through the use of backpacks and ice hammers?

those fiends...
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)