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# Two humans in a tank, one says to the other 'How do you drive this thing?!'






The other one explains how to drive and they competently drive the tank, as they are humans and can do this task.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# IT'S THE WAY I TELL 'EM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Excellent! You should do standup!
Standing up!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# He could do it lying down
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# or in a puddle!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
#
puddle! poodle!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Until some chinese dude with a handbag goes standing RIGHT on the zebra crossing...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# and fucks it all up
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Completely ruining the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# You Sir, should be on the stage...


* Sweeping it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# This is my new favourite joke
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Who?
MrPineapple ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# That reminds me of my favourite German joke - "A man walks into into a bar...
His alcoholism was ruining his life and the lives of those closest to him."
(Stoopid_Faaka, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)