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# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# airtight? With a TUBE?
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Don't question SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Two humans in a tank, one says to the other "How do you drive this thing?!"






The other one explains how to drive and they competently drive the tank, as they are humans and can do this task.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# IT'S THE WAY I TELL 'EM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Excellent! You should do standup!
Standing up!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# He could do it lying down
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# or in a puddle!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
#
puddle! poodle!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Until some chinese dude with a handbag goes standing RIGHT on the zebra crossing...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# and fucks it all up
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Completely ruining the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# You Sir, should be on the stage...


* Sweeping it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# This is my new favourite joke
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Who?
MrPineapple ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# That reminds me of my favourite German joke - "A man walks into into a bar...
His alcoholism was ruining his life and the lives of those closest to him."
(Stoopid_Faaka, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I was about to find a picture of a Sherman tank to photoshop over the top of it
when I found this: www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/church-tank.jpg

I fucking want one of them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# well yeah, but no you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Shut up religion boy.
I'll desecrate whatever I want!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# "Descarte", Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Or "Descartes" even.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# dessicated descartes
coconut ergo sum
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *spangs*
You spelt desiccated wrong though, for which I subtract five spang points.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# ANTISPANGED BY 4
pedant bonus
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# you're coconuts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# he's coco loco
*shoots self*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# That boy needs therapy
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# YES
top track
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Front tier
track actually.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Blummin egg sell ent rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# bugger off, Milky Joe.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ^
And a lovely bunch of them they are..

EDIT: Coconuts I mean..
uhh.. *exits promply*
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Crusaders v2.0
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Haha, christ.
Imagine using that for camouflage.

Either you would have to hide in a model village, or have a GIANT UNDERGROUND TANK.

Also, nobody could use the door. I like this idea, I like it a lot more than I should.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Church Militant?
/slightly obscure joke blog
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I say, smashing!
Is that a picture of your own tank there sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# No, all images found on google ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Aw shucks...
...I was going to lavish you with praise for your wonderful SeaHorses. Top shop though, so have lavish praise for that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hahaha
This reminds me of big brother.....

and the mentality of it's viewers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Eye See Horses, best of all the sea dwellers.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)