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# ironically, jesus didn't go to heaven.
He was seconds from the gate when he accidentally coveted his neighbour's ass, and now he burns for all time.

Sucks to be him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# After all that hard work he put in too
silly divinity
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# THE FIRERY TORMENT OF HELL AWAITS ALL OF THOSE
WHO REFUSE TO ACCEPTD GOD'S UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I would like a t-shirt bearing this message
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# including the spelling mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# s
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# if you like
it adds a certain something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# AMEN to that brother
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I am quite the Jesus fan, I am Pro-Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# that's interesting, because the bible tells a completely different story
in THE BIBLE Jesus neglects to shun a menstrating woman and now eternally suffers for ever in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I think that may be a quirk of translation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# What are you talking about 'translation'?
Jesus is white and speaks English..., that's why he's so cool; because he was the first American!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# YEAH HIGH 5
Kill them god-damned A-rab nig-nogs for christ's peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
# RAPIST!!!
P C
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Can't I be both?
I'm such a good discriminator, I feel it could enhance my sexual assaults.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm not raping you whitey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Oddly enough
you're the fourteenth person to say or write that to me today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
#
London Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)