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# Bye George


Long time reader, first time poster. AMIDOINITRITE?
(Slugsie Ha ha ha, clonk!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# He's dead
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Carlin
done gone and died.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# all men die
only some truly live
and even fewer really truly cross my heart strike me down if i tell a lie live
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE YOUNG!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I actually thought he was already dead
So now I have to mourn AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I know how you feel
you just want someone to hold.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# A shoulder to snot on
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *gets klenex shoulder pad tm patent pending uk (c) 2008 LDD ind.*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Aw thanks
*rests head*

O_=

Wait a minute, this pad has wings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# For extra absorbtion
Patent pending uk, all rights reserved, excluded from our 28 day money back guarantee, your statatory rights are not effected
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# But.. it smells like raw liver
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# made from recycled materials
so its all natural, don't worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# And tastes great deep fried in breadcrumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
#
breadcrumbs Batter, as does everything
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# This is of course very true
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Dave.
Hello, it's Monday morning again. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
#
loes
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *strokes face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Sideburns are back baby yeah!
Went into a barbers today for a trim and saw her tim off a guys just as I walked through the door, my foot didn't even touch the inside of her establishment before I had turned around.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# The sideys are back?
OH FUCK YES.

Come to mamma.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *comes*
Oh sorry, did I get some in your hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# My hair is spunkmagnetic, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:48, archived)
# really?
Let me try again.


You're right, hmm what about third time lucky?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# It's like being on fucking funhouse.
I'm off, anyway. Band practice. NIIIIGHT DAVE, don't be a stranger, you're far too pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# argh groundfrog day!
He's dead Dave, they're all dead Dave, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# ..............even Petersen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Yes Dave, everybody's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# What's all this sherbert?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Fairy poo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I haven't pooed ANYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# You a bit backed up?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Girls don't poo, silly
we excrete little blocks of rosewater fudge.

*hug* I must be awf, m'love. Look after your fly self. x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *waves* tra!
Bis morgen
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Bis spater, maybe
whatever the German for maybe is.

Well, I might be. Who knows?


RIGHT I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# AHhhhhh
I've been eatin half the crew!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# not kochanski?
shes not dead is she?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# But not as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# a whale in the thames you say?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# jeremy beadle
dead? Diana?! wtf! Terry Nutkins!! OMG! (nutkins was a joke).
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# jimmy hendrix is dead!
nutkins was is a joke digitally challenged hippy
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Did you know Momma Cass dies in the same flat as HEndrix.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# i have no idea who she is but i'll be sure to stay away from that house
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# nooooo
george carlin was ace.

yet again i get my news from b3ta...
(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)