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# merkin?
or british?
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Australian.
Like them KEW-alah bears.
Little fuckers, not a patch on them texan fuckers we have.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:19, archived)
# KEW-alah isn't a bear anyway.
besides we got more things in our back yards than a texan has.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Ah, I'm only taking the piss, I don't mean to offend.
I'm hoping to emigrate over in november, or by late spring next year, money permitting.

Good job I like big spiders.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I mean to be pedantic
as for spiders, learn to tell the difference between harmless big hairy spiders and funnelwebs.
Ashaally: I should lighten up...
There was a redback on the toilet seat
When I was there last night
I didn't see him in the dark
But boy, I felt his bite,
I jumped high up into the air
And when i hit the ground
That crafty redback spider
Wasn't nowhere to be found
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I shall make a note of that.
However, I still have a healthy dose of fear of the cunts, so generally give them a wide berth.
I won't needlessly squish a spider, either and haven't since I was about 11-12.
They are cool and that's that.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)
# awww don't worry
no bodies' perfect
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)
# 'Strayan!
It's about lunchtime here.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# sleep time for me
night all
xx
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:29, archived)