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# i don't remember posing for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# the perfect woman
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Indeed
Flat top to rest beer on. Mouth at groin height. All she needs to do is turn into a six-pack and a pizza at midnight and it's all win.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# needs more norks though
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# nobody's ever told me i needed more before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# you can NEVER have too much
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# here here
norks rule
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Much as I love norks
I very much disagree NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Should be marked NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Yes, sorry
I edited it almost immediately, you must just be stalking me :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# * Two mins after?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Nope
posted, let the page load, clicked 'edit', saved
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# ah- but they are clearly not real
you can never have too much real norkflesh
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Still disagree
Still NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# oh but they look so comfortable
imagine watching tv with them wrapped round your ears- lovely
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# they look nasty
and quite possibly diseased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# well perhaps they are an extreme, but you get the idea...
norks are fun!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# you need...
actually no
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# why is the part of a woman between the mimsy and the norks called a waist?


because you can EASILY fit another pair of norks in there
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha

* Would they not be called Udders then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 24 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)