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# She smells of cabbage and shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I now have coffee on my monitor
you evil witch, I had no idea we'd met.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# *splaugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Are you alright? Would you like some mouth to mouth?
If not, can I have some?


DOWN, Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I AM DYING...
Aaaarrrgghh


*falls*

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That's a yes.
I really need a cape to swirl over you at this point. As it stands, I'll just have to shove your head up my jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Corrrr
Cap'n tummy is warm and smoooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Are you alive yet?
Tell me if you need more help and I'll put your head down my trousers instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Shhhh I is bein paramedic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Is there spare oxygen in your trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I have no idea, I was hoping you'd tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:21, archived)
# That's no mouth
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# crikey oh bikey captain
settle down, she's too young for your shennanigans.

I'll sedate you!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# 17, I think.
That's alright, right? That's only 6 years. Ish.

Anyway, I'm short as well, so it's not as bad as normal teenagerbothering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# o rly
well at least don't ruin her..........


twinkle.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Must you say that?
You fiendish boy. I'd put you over my knee but I think it'd probably just be me straining to push you over whilst you stand laughing at me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# pffft
quite, well, it's time for the gymnasiums.

Slaters
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Dangerous places
don't pull anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# 18 in about 6 months-ish
Plus I am bigger than Captain so it's okay, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Old enough, in other words.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Haha, that just gave me the mental image of you kneeing her in the crotch with your massive legs.
Then her subsequent expression of pain and confusion.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Are you alright? Would you like some ass to mouth?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# YOU'VE GONE AND REMINDED ME OF TWO GIRLS ONE CUP
YOU HORRIBLE BEING
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# That's not ass to mouth....that's shitting on people's faces.
The two are entirely different things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# you say potatoes
i say eat poop
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Ass to mouth
is when you remove your cock (well not YOUR cock) from a lady's anus and put it in her mouth.

Dante says you never do it, but secretly we all know it's ok really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Sounds somewhat unhygienic...
but I suppose 'in the heat of the moment' you might not taste the faeces


o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# You'd be surprised by how little there is in the area the penis can get to.
And yes, it is very 'heat of the moment' kind of thing, not a daily occurence sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)