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# yeah, Coldplay is pretty un-entertaining
free or otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I was watching a link from here, somewhere
where Ricky Gervais interviewed the lead bloke and basically said lots of lies about him (you love sweatshops, you're a massive racist) etc, and he went along with it all, giggling. So now I still hate Coldplay, but I might possibly not hate him quite as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I saw that too, and it was rather amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I like Ricky Gervais, fuck everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# me too
don't fuck me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I'll try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# What, not fucking you?
It's truly excellent. I'll recommend it to Lady S.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# HAH,
THAT'D MAKE A CHANGE lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Awwwwwww such a romantic soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# that's me, romantic and relentlessly randy.
and aliterative apparently
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I like Ricky Gervais, fuck me
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# You're in there, Sachs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *pounds inside out
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Chris Martin is a fine specimen of a man!
Don't understand the weird tape and stuff on his hand though, anyone know what that's about?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Record sales via the medium of associative social conscience.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# if you remove that
it will reveal a tiny testicle. been there since birth apparently
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# How sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# He writes Fair Trade slogans on the back of his hand
and uses bits of coloured sticky tape to attract attention to them

...as far as I can gather anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I thought that was Noel Edmunds?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I found his walking out of the radio4 interview
"because he doesn't like answering questions about stuff" sufficiently irritating to push him back up there.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# He might have been on his man period
I'm a cunt when I'm being hormonal...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# If he's mucking about with that unfunny twat Gervais
then he deserves mocking even more
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I like Ricky Gervais' comedy
but then everyone loves the whole Moore/Cook thing of going '...Cunt LOLOLOLOL' like 9 year olds, whereas I just think it's a bit pathetic.

I've obviously got backwards humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Shhhh *strokes head*
no need to get all defensive sweetie, we still love you |{HUUUGS}
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha, I wouldn't worry about it.
Although I wish more people would stroke my head, having my hair played with is like ca(p)t(ain)nip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Have you ever
had a go on one of those Orgasmatron things?

www.gizoo.co.uk/Products/HealthFitness/Relax/HeadMassager.htm

That'd make you cream in your jeans for sure
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Not in a sexy way.
Believe it or not, I'm not in a constant state of arousal.

And no, I've not tried one. Any cop?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Delish
unless it gets tangled in your hair
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Ah, it probably would do, then.
My hair tangles easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Nah, not backwards.
I think the anti-Gervais lobby (I'm not counting myself in or out on that one) have come to the conclusion that he is, in real life, rather more similar to the Office / Extras persona than is probably good for him.

Just my tuppence worth.

*hides from the wrath of Fae*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# No wrath, it's all opinion, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I like Gervais n all
*backs the Captain*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)
# 'Smy girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)