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[challenge entry] This will beat the congestion charge!

From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 665 entries (closed)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# The only way to really travel!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# boat made of refuggee pelts, SURELY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# haaha, take that boris/livingstone respectively!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# You could easily fit a couple of midgets in there.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# you could easily fit in a couple of midgets anywhere
and even more if they are well oiled, they just slip in
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Well, you say that, but I think any more than eight and you're asking for trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Trouble is my middle name!
Disco.T.Meats

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I always thought the T stood for Theque.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# a common mistake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# it's almost like saying "COME ON GOD, YOU FUCKING SHIT COME ON!!! YA WEAK TWAT"
isn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I HAVE JUST SEEN THE NEWS
AND NOW I WANT A DOT SOMETHING OF MY VERY OWN.


Also: lots of people on a trailer, fun :)


EDIT: NIGHT NIGHT BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# nite nite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I WANT TO DRAW ON YOUR SCALP
(by which i mean "hi")
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# fine!
i hate you anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Nurse? NURSE!!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# *desecrates*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# don't hate yourself tom
let us do it for you :D

1.27 = bitchyam
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# OH HI AND BYE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# nighty nightie
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# A dot what?
What the leather christ was she talking about?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# dem blaady chineezes.
You gotta close da imigraysion into england innit yeh.

(75% of england).
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# if 75% of england speaks with a dodgy cockney accent I'm migrating to china
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# unfortunately
that 75% is per person
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# oh god! next you'll be telling me I read the daily mail in my sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# no my child
the daily mail is reading you
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# silly arrangedletters! this is not soviet russia!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# it's not?
but i just got my ushanka hat and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# LOL, "Where's Pikachu"
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# lol! he's getting poked in the cab!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# NO!
He is there though. Well, sort of. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# IT SHOULDN'T BE ON THAT ROAD!
I'd count it as a heavily guarded van...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)