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It takes an awful lot of manfat

to make hair do that.

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bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)

or one dino's sausage

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)

hahahahah

I don't honestly think i have had a solid shit since eating that fucking sausage.

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bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)

its still lodged whole and undigested in my colon :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)

Worst homoerotic subtext ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)

I really hope that's your random quote

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bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)

i so very rarely get good ones

except today. today's is rather good

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)

I never post enough to get on there.

Nearly four years and only 6323 messages. i'm practically a lurker.

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bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)

fucking hell how have i posted so much?

its nearly naked time

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)

and 30 seconds later

sploooooooooge.

*a medal to the first who correctly tells me who i am quoting*

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arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)

my ex-girlfriend?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)

if it was the thing I'm thinking

i'd pay to see that sex tape.

a clue: he's talking about custard

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arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)

so was my ex

in a manner of speaking

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)

oooof!

second clue: he's green

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arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)