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# You need to do Shock 'Em Dead, sir.
Not strictly zombies, but still ace. The band is called 'Spastic Colon' I believe, but that could be wrong- I had to google as it's beren years since I've seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# That's not a bad shout.
It sounds pretty cool, and even if it doesn't fit with my Zombie collection it will doubtless fit with my other trash.

Which reminds me. I've still gotta watch that "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter".
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It's got these awesome things in it:
Traci Lords
Hair Metal
Green glowing eyes
Voodoo
Tits
80s mentalness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha.
That is pretty much a checklist of aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It really is an ace movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# And this is an ace car:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# you are dave!
apparently there is someone with a username davew27 and all he posts is cars.

people explained it to me after i posted that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ah.
No - I'm not Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you're obviously dave, you posted a car
I'm dave.

Admit it! you too are dave!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# pffft
my wife would like to use your toilet, Dave..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# she can go in her pants while i make money selling tickets to japanese businessmen...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# i posted a car once
it had lobsters for wheels

Signed

Dave
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I'm bloody not Dave!
Dave told me I'm not Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I can't let you do that dave.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh fuck yes that film is good.
The bit where he fights the Atheists is just brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I think I'll have to watch it on my own.
Everyone I know has far more sensible tastes. "That's like the films I used to watch at sleep-overs when I was 12".

Pfft, what do they know!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)