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# ...and tell me that you love me!

(Inspired by a true misunderstanding)
(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Haha yesh!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# eat dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Sort of been done
but still, mild lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *sings* I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs, you blow me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

So, misunderstanding huh? That's what Hitler said....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Is that what he told Berlin Gas when the bill arrived?

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Yeah, a misheard request to my ex wife (no, that's not why she's EX... couldn't have helped though :p)
(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# More disturbingly, his niece
/knows too much useless info

Heh heh, yeah, you corrected it when she was disgusted, I know...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# lol
"When you look at me like that, I'm kidding!"
funniest thing was, I didn't realise she'd misheard, so I think the fact I couldn't understand what was so wrong about the request offended her more.
(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# How are you, my blooming young lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Blooming lovely :)
I am on leave, I have cayke and Mr Trellis to fetch things for me

*lazes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# You lady of leisure!
How long to go now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# * How can I tell you, I love you...
When you are sitting on my fuckin face?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Mmnnff Mnf Umb Numf Mumble GASP.
erm... Nom Nom Nom!
(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# * Ahhhh - How sweet of you to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)