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# USELESS. Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Mine was in two parts :)
I fell asleep on the sofa while talking to Pineapple and Tom... OOPS!
Then woke up about two hours later and went to bed...which has slightly odded me up ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Sorry to have to tell you but...
...you were strange before that
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *stranges your face*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Faces your strange..........................................................
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I had really really strange sleep last night
I drove back from Glastonbury in the wee hours of Monday and then when I eventually got to bed I kept waking up while I was still asleep and then feeling like my body had died... aparently it's called sleep paralysis and it's my new least favorite thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i love that
happens to me all the time. its a brilliant chance to think and dream up stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# NO
I lie there all paniced because I can't do anything and then I try and scream and I can't ... and then I can and I accidentally wake my missus up screaming and sitting bolt upright. Then go back to sleep and do it again. She loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *guilty lol*
IT LOOKS LIKE HIS EYES ARE SCREAMING
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
you get used to it

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Ooh I have briefly experience that before, it's a proper mindfuck.
Also waking up
wanking



Sorry, really I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# no your not
you're just aroused at the thought of 'all the fun things you can do with his paralysed body'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Piercings
and tattoos
not the military ones neither
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# nipple peircing?
they're fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I used to know a Spanish bloke who occasionally sexes people in while he's asleep
his wife said he's a lot more... vigorous and it's part of the reason she married him.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I wouldn't mind sexxing some people in while asleep
or out
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
the best sex of your life and you slept through it!!!

hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Gollygosh
surely he can't really get much out of that thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# he seemed quite proud of it
... and I'm not sure if he didn't get a kid out of it, so ... that's something.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)