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# Mmmmm sucky milky suck suck...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Haha! Nice cloning too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# This is seriously strange
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# seriously, dude, strangeness
Dude! Strange... !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Wait. What?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# eh?
Wait - eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I'm trippin' balls here, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Wait?
Balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I know dude? Where is this again?
What.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# what's happening?
... generally
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I'd like to say: FLFLFLFLFPAAAAPPAFHGHUUGHGLY.
But I just can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# why don't you try typing it instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Why don't you
Just switch off your tv and go and dod something less boring instead
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
cunt mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# turn off your TV set and do something less boring instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# winners
the pair of you
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Like totally, dude
but dude, it was RAAAAADICAL.

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# when you're a stranger
no-one remembers your name
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# what if you beat them with a tazer
UNTIL they remember your name; is that how to beat the system?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# WHATS MY NAME BITCH
*tazers*

i could do this all night!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# facebook looks ugly
When you're alone
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i hate that stupid status thing
that people feel they have to update EVERY 5 FUCKING MINUETS!!!

QUICK TELL TEH INTERNETS!!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Sir T. Skellington is ranting at the internets.
What are you doing right now?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hello :)
How was sleeps?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# USELESS. Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Mine was in two parts :)
I fell asleep on the sofa while talking to Pineapple and Tom... OOPS!
Then woke up about two hours later and went to bed...which has slightly odded me up ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Sorry to have to tell you but...
...you were strange before that
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *stranges your face*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Faces your strange..........................................................
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I had really really strange sleep last night
I drove back from Glastonbury in the wee hours of Monday and then when I eventually got to bed I kept waking up while I was still asleep and then feeling like my body had died... aparently it's called sleep paralysis and it's my new least favorite thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i love that
happens to me all the time. its a brilliant chance to think and dream up stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# NO
I lie there all paniced because I can't do anything and then I try and scream and I can't ... and then I can and I accidentally wake my missus up screaming and sitting bolt upright. Then go back to sleep and do it again. She loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# *guilty lol*
IT LOOKS LIKE HIS EYES ARE SCREAMING
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
you get used to it

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Ooh I have briefly experience that before, it's a proper mindfuck.
Also waking up
wanking



Sorry, really I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# no your not
you're just aroused at the thought of 'all the fun things you can do with his paralysed body'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Piercings
and tattoos
not the military ones neither
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# nipple peircing?
they're fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I used to know a Spanish bloke who occasionally sexes people in while he's asleep
his wife said he's a lot more... vigorous and it's part of the reason she married him.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I wouldn't mind sexxing some people in while asleep
or out
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
the best sex of your life and you slept through it!!!

hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Gollygosh
surely he can't really get much out of that thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# he seemed quite proud of it
... and I'm not sure if he didn't get a kid out of it, so ... that's something.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Milk it . . . milk it good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# So that's what Sean Ryder is up to nowadays
you're twisting my mellon man
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Now see what you've done...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# HA HA you loon you!
Office LOLs all round. And a P45 just for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# GUSSET!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# RUSSET
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# bet his has got a tube running up from his cock into the bottle
so the giraffing drinks his cum
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Say WHAAAAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# like you've never done that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# What I get up to in the privacy of Bristol Zoo is none of your business young man
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)