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# a burger for the lady
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# small enough to fit in our small dainty doll like hands
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Or alternatively large enough to shut your big fat gobs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# my gob may be big and fat but i can do many great things with it
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *SLEAZES THAT HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# well i am the queen of sleaze
according to dekion
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# He should know.
Being king of the nazis et al.

I, on the other hand, am King of the Pirates apparantly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# nah, you're the queen, duckie, not the king.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# A bit of a shit queen.
What with the beard and all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# pft.. most queens have beards.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# like swallow the whole of a chick's burger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# oooo yeah!
PWWWWWOAH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *spluffs*
I've got some burger king style 'mayonaise' if you want in there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Make our cocks look huge.
But what about big gay men and there big hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# born with bigger cocks than your average man?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# But it's such tiny hole.
(What the hell am I saying, b3ta has tainted my mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yeah, thats it, blame b3ta for the fack you like man love!
UP THE BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Yes!
erm..I mean NO!
How do I anwser this without coming across homophobic?
Damn you Amy, and your posts that make me look gay and homophobic at the same time.
*puts fist up*...in anger not my bottom!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)