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# Just 'cos...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hahahahaha.
edit:


TEH QUO ARE AMUSED BY THIS CAR!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I'd like to see some wooing before the winkie!
EDIT: *SLEAZES*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That makes me so fucking horny!
YOU SLAPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# i could say anything and it'd make you horny
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
*sleazes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# do all women have this effect on you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Nah,
just the sexeh ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Well, they would be! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# :D naturally!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# My girlfriend regretted asking for a small portion of chips.

Unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# What the fuck's a "chickburger"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# a burger for the lady
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# small enough to fit in our small dainty doll like hands
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Or alternatively large enough to shut your big fat gobs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# my gob may be big and fat but i can do many great things with it
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *SLEAZES THAT HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# well i am the queen of sleaze
according to dekion
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# He should know.
Being king of the nazis et al.

I, on the other hand, am King of the Pirates apparantly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# nah, you're the queen, duckie, not the king.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# A bit of a shit queen.
What with the beard and all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# pft.. most queens have beards.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# like swallow the whole of a chick's burger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# oooo yeah!
PWWWWWOAH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *spluffs*
I've got some burger king style 'mayonaise' if you want in there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Make our cocks look huge.
But what about big gay men and there big hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# born with bigger cocks than your average man?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# But it's such tiny hole.
(What the hell am I saying, b3ta has tainted my mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yeah, thats it, blame b3ta for the fack you like man love!
UP THE BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Yes!
erm..I mean NO!
How do I anwser this without coming across homophobic?
Damn you Amy, and your posts that make me look gay and homophobic at the same time.
*puts fist up*...in anger not my bottom!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Chickenburger
:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# was it a plump chickenburger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Nice plump chickenburger!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# S&M Chips XD
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# free child porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)
# you just had to show off your child portn, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yes. Yes, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:17, archived)
# heheheh
did you give gracie a child's portn?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I did, yes!
I confused the waitress, too.
We ordered two milkshakes, and she said "And a milkshake each, right." as she was writing, to verify.
I said "Actually they're both for her", pointing at Gracie, who didn't hear.
The waitress was confused and Gracie couldn't unconfuse her because she was just as confused herself.

I was very proud :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# you are learning well, young one
but you are not yet a master of mindfuckery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# nobody between the ages of 10 and 90
should be called gracie.
it's just not natural
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I must admit, I prefer Grace.
I've taken to calling her Alex, her middle name.
Ah, when I first put that in my msn screenname she was all "Who's Alex!?".
Good times, good times.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# That's the ultimate symbol of true love
putting someone's name somewhere in your MSN screen-name

It's like getting a tattoo that you can rub out later, or something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# She made me do it!
I was happy with just "Maybe your legs has just grow"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i feel the same way
about the name gertie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# It's a beetle with a cock.
All you'll ever need.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i thought all you'd ever need was a cock with boobs
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Not me personally.
Although I do have both, or should that be all three!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# so do i
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# But none of mine are plastic.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# jesus hexing fuck!
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# That'll save me buying a Ferrari when I'm fourty.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# MEGAY RAVE, more like. HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Pfft.
That is legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Fun to parallel park in a tight squeeze !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# The tighter the better!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# If I owned this I would just want to use it to pick the kids up from school,
just to see the faces of all the other parents.

Course, I'd need some kids, too...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Just pick some up from the school, dummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Of course!
They would run to my Crudely Designed Car without question!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Tell them the balls at the back contain ice-cream...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is it wrong I like the idea of an icecream spewing cock car?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)