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# Ear
Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Eeear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# "HELLO? IS IT MY ASS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, MY HUGE CLAY ASS, MADE OF CLAY, IN THE SHAPE OF MY ASS, oh, sorry, wrong number"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA,
beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# every time the phone rings, I shall answer like this
that'll show 'em :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i answer the phone by saying 1 of 2 things
either:

"hello, cindy's massage parlour, where heaven is just a stroke away. how may i help you?"

or:

"hello, bob's taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em"

gets rid of cold-callers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# also "Hello, iqbal quality halal meat, mohammed speaking"
in dodgy accent :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i don't think i could get away with calling myself mohammed
what with being a girl and all.

also, g'night, i'm off to my pit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# nite nite pit girl
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# ASS CATARACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:57, archived)
# seriously, what is it with you and your cement?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Well, you see
in 1972, a crack team of commandos imprisoned for a crime they didn't commit.

they promptly escaped and are now at large among the Los Angeles underground, if you have a problem, and you can find them, you might just want to call

A plumber.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# lol
i se your prob lem wario has beyn a yuur piypes he fhilllded dem full of gunuk and well ze preensess whass stullen. soew inforktuentally wev;e huce gatz to a comandears yurr baths ruumz.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:06, archived)
# you forgot to add "WHO BLOODY DID THAT INNIT"
"WELL, THAT'S KNACKERED IT, GONNA BE DOUBLE NOW"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# now you just sound like you are from kentucky
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)