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# thank you for sharing
i suggest you all email the bbc and demand that I be the next Doctor. Thank you for your vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Sorry mate.
My vote is for Dylan Moran, for a drunken, smoking, disinterested Doctor who staggers out of the TARDIS, saves the day by accident, and makes his assistant (Bill Bailey, if you please) bring him wine.
(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I VOTE FOR BILL BAILEY AS THE DOCTOR!
tell me this isn't the greatest idea since sliced bread and i'll call you a dirty, dirty liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# that would be pretty neato what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you can vote here:
www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?BBDOCTOR
it's been around a while and hasn't worked yet, mind you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# if you take Bill Bailey out of that sentence replacing Dylan Moran with me would still have the desired effect
except i dress better
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Because you are sexually unappealing to women?
I never thought you'd be the first to admit it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)
# laugh it up fuzzball
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I can assure you I will.
The fact that you have a perm and look like Harry Potter does provide an inordinate supply of mirth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i hope the fact that i spend huge swathes of time balls deep in an attractive woman provides you with as much pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Why yes it does give me pleasure, because I am that attractive woman.
My hairy breasts are quivering in anticipation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# oh come now, you don't expect me to believe you'd lower yourself to intimacy with another human being, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Yes but you're not a human being.
You're a wizard harry.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# a girl once slept with me based on the fact I look like Elijah Wood. make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Partial blindness is what I'd make of it.
You don't look anything like Elijah Wood, other than the fact you both have hair.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i look less like him now than i used to. my eyes were bluer and my face shorter
i've also been likened to Shylock and the velociraptors of Jurassic Park
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)