arse-ripping machine. A machine so powerful that, even as it shreds your anus to mince, causes powerful orgasm after powerful orgasm. Men pump pint after pint of semen as bits of their ruined intestines spray back over this marvellous contraption. Women's clits have been seen to actually burst with the pleasure, adding to the overall gore as blood gushes forth.
Draw it being tested on the judges panel from Strictly Come Dancing.
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Draw it being tested on the judges panel from Strictly Come Dancing.