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# Bored now.

What should I draw?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# A new design for the ten pence coin.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# yes!!
fwoaar - hot!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# *With tits!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# The Melvins
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# BUZZ
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# with or without Big Business guys?
sod it, just King Buzzo... that'd be ace in JJ's style...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Or, failing that, just Buzz
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# sure, Buzz'd do the trick
i can promise that it'd be wallpapered if it happens
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# He would do well in HT's stylee too
or possibly anyone's style
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Talk about mind piss
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *starts mopping the tidal wave*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# What the fudge is a Melvin?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
et voila

especially the bloke with big hair...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# something interesting in sequential art :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# An actual rabbit in the classic style.
No tits, no shorts, no speech bubbles. Just a bunny.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# This ^
but with more tits.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
#

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Alright then clever clogs, same thing but a stoat.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# now, now!
now!The nice man drew exactly what you wanted . . .


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *waves shiny fiver*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *shaves whiny fiver
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# li'l fluffehkins!
*snuggles

wow, lots of animals to cuddle today, welcome to the b3ta petting zoo
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *bottom lip wibbles*
That is too cute for its own good
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# MMMOOOOOOAAARRR!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# An armadillo hang-gliding
With goggles
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# A man being absorbed by a giant hovering pair of sentient breasts.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# please make this real
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Sadly I cannot, only if we warm our masturbation hands in prayer to the mighty god Imhotep (formerly JJ)
can our wishes be made tangiable through magic and the implausible vivisection of standardised logic.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# 'ning my pretty
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hello.
You worry me.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# sorry
please don't leave me
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Pip yiffing a baboon!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
#

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Modelled on me dancing


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# oh
that is SOO going into the "archive"
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Pffffft!
Thank you sah!

EDIT: I could watch that all day :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# a bicycle covered in foam
also, my moral compass is in a bit of a spin over this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/7485170.stm
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Mine isn't. They should have chopped his hand off
Medieval punishments, ftw.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# yes, I think I agree
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I have no problem with that at all.
1 man guilty of theft, 1 man guilty of assault with a deadly weapon.

Not the populous' place to make decisions on guilt, let alone independently bringing back corporal punishment.

I hope the stabber goes down for a very long time.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# this^
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Bored now.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# amateur laser

elastic failure

under the floorboards

Also . . . 'ning!


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# More pixels!
Edit: And more unexpected horses.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# sorry
not enough time today


(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# perhaps just a dot then?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# that would most certainly do.
Thank you
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I think hedgehogs with tits have been ignored too long.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# YOUR FURSONA
YOUR FURSONA FUCKING A DUCK
YOUR FURSONA FUCKING A DUCK AND WINNING A FREE IPOD FOR FUCKING A DUCK
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Fursona? You know quite a lot about these people...
I'm sorry old friend
*cocks shotgun*
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Put the gun down, Jeru, you'll blow my cover.
Say, that beard of yours is awfully furry...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Yes, but I do not attempt to have sex with it.
Which is more than I can say for you.....look you're wanking right now..
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I couldn't help myself, your beard is just so damn sexy :(
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I so would...
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# A Banach space
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Chloe.
in front of a camera.

~pls

EDIT/ or Chloe vs Power Puff Girl(s)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Why not try out my new "what-should-JollyJack-Draw-O-matic"?
Just press escape for a suggestion





(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Fuck me how awesome.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha
Awesome!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# This tickles me
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Haha that's fantastic!
*clicks*

PS A police elephant in the jungle
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# fuck yeah a prehistoric leopard with tits kicking ass
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# A pilot alien with tits performing stand up
Sounds like a great idea.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
That's yiffing spectacular!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# a mage hamster with tits in the bath
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahah top stuff
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# A witch woman with tits on the beach
Hey, not that bad :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# A Nurse Robot with tits at the archery range
I so would!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# A mechanic skunk with tits learning kung fu
that is very woo indeed.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# a waitress squirel with tits teaching maths.
yes please.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# A time travelling cat with tits splitting the atom
a nurse dragon with tits being rickrolled!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Haha - He's my effort on the same

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
genius!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
I want a military penguin with tits reading a newspaper now.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I can't wait for JJ now
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
#
You should draw Chloe doing this in a more explicit manner while covered in some sort of shiny subtance.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Draw a state of the art
arse-ripping machine. A machine so powerful that, even as it shreds your anus to mince, causes powerful orgasm after powerful orgasm. Men pump pint after pint of semen as bits of their ruined intestines spray back over this marvellous contraption. Women's clits have been seen to actually burst with the pleasure, adding to the overall gore as blood gushes forth.

Draw it being tested on the judges panel from Strictly Come Dancing.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I very nearly typed ROFL then
because that is what I'm doing after reading that. You are a strange twisted little man. Take me now you loon!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *defiles*

(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 4dam?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# nurses.
or maybe some snakes fighting women.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)