
Butit's such a given that I didn't think I needed to photograph it.
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:15,
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well if you clench you anus at the right moments you can sculpt it as it comes out, and sell it as "art". Although, if you've got the trots, you've probably already done it on your chair, so sell that as
"art". You can't loose!
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Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:26,
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"art". You can't loose!

... running up & down the Tate modern while pooping in order for it to be considered "art".
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