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# I think it's getting to that odd time of the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# gayshift?
www.wikipedia.org/gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# mnnnng.... i've managed to avoid that sincei updated firefox so it wasn't purple
gah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Nice try, spackhands ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# my flatmate has taken to walking round the flat in very tight underpants.
I find it difficult to talk to him. Is this just a german thing, or does he want me to look at his bulge?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Wait a minute...don't both of you live in Germany.
And doesn't dixon insist on showing people his bulge...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# i've not seen it yet
but what's your point, caller?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ich glaub der kleiner Strohpuppe meintet dass du vielleicht mein Mitbewohner bist
und dass du nur mit Unterhosen rumlaeufst. Hm, sowas ist wahrscheinlich lustig fuer Jungfrauen*

* - kein Witz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I got 'funny for young ladies' and that was about it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I presume it was some kind of humourous cock reference.
Though that's less my ability to read context and more my historical knowledge of yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You're always getting funny for young ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# What are you trying to imply?
That I somehow gas them with nitrous oxide and then use the subsequent euphoria and confusion to sexually deceive them?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# \o/ haha
Ah, nee - enge Unterhosen sehen an mich zur Zeit nicht besonders geil aus - und anderen beobachten beim Frühstück kotzen war nie mein Ding. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# pffft!
also, muss mich jetzt fertig machen und versuchen mein Anzug zu enthaaren (Katzen).

Schoen' ab'd noch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Gleichfalls!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# It's a German thing
think yourself lucky he doesn't let it all hang down.
Nudity is seen as healthy and ok in some Germanic cultures.

Or he's a perv.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# It's a German thing
If you were German I fear the pants would have been discarded ages ago

Anyway.

Photographic proof or it's a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# haha :)
I think it would violate inter-flat relations if I was to take a pic of his cock-bulge. I find it difficult enough to not stare at it, even though I have no interest in it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# DAMN YOU AND YOUR HETEROSEXUAL EYES!
What a waste! :D

I can work with descriptions too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# haha "work"
decent package, but could be all balls, very tight black, perhaps lycra, pants.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Tight black lycra pants? hmm. Not doing it for me really.
If they're tight though his dick has probably retreated in fear for its life
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)