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[challenge entry] Britain welcomes Jenny Foreigners

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(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Pffft
"Just add chips and marriage."
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# The one on the right's far more attractive.
I like WOMEN not SKELETOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Worst Lesbian ever
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# because I don't fancy women with the bodies of 13 year old boys?
Then I accept.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# If I saw a 13 year old boy that looked like that
I'd buy a puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# skinny legs and no curves?
They all look like that, pickle. Get thee down the local comprehensive at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Jamie Oliver has a lot to answer for
fat birds rule
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# We do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you don't count as fat m'am
not by a long stretch
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Ahhhhhh ta
obviously, being a woman, I shall continue to think it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Ha ha
Ha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# some drink coffee, some choose tea
a handy metaphor for sexuality
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I like both
but coftea is HORRID.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# tru dat
tea and coffee that is, not manbums
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# as long as its with jaffa cakes and hob nobs
who cares, as long its not rubbish like Rich Tea which isnt a proper biscuit anyway just floor scrapings
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# no seriously, tea and coffee in the same cup
is horrible.

Madeleines are the best for dunkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# THAT'S WHERE SHE IS!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Why the fuck did I not see this coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# selective kidnapped child blindess
it's a common ailment
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# A course of leeches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I just gone done 1000 posties
now madelaines - I shall experiment with these under strict laboratory conditions and report back
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Also try galettes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# THE BEST A MAN CAN GE-E-EET
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# only in france but yes they work a treat
with extra wide mug

abbey crunch is a less well known but ideal dunker, it has stayability betwixt cup and mouth, saving you from those embarassing crotch crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Tesco finest galettes
are not bloody bad, they're really not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# nice one
but where's the nudity?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# me? nude?
only matron sees me nude
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# lucky matron
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I agree
curves are more fun than straights
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# indeed they do.
I don't care how skinny their legs are, I still like to lob one up 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# this is the winner
i think
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Somewhere between the two, please
with a little bias towards the right.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Slim girls are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)