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# Draw former Formula 1 champion Nigel Mansell
Tash-less, he has fallen on hard times and now lives in a bush in Regents Park. We find him today craving sexual gratification following an extended meths binge. Half blind, his mind utterly befuddled, all he can do is mash the rancifying corpse of a big-titted squirrel against his tash-less face whilst jamming the jagged, broken end of his meths bottle into his scrotum.

All the while he screeches thinly, 'Damon! Daaaaamooooon!'
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# if JJ doesn't do it, I might...
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# in an ideal world, the subtitles on the Jeremy Kyle show would be replaced with this
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)